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Board-certified in everything. Probably.

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fat, obese, overweight, chubby, chunky, thicc, BMI, belly, muffin top, love handles, tubby, plump, pudgy, lose weight
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std, sti, herpes, chlamydia, gonorrhea, the clap, aids, hiv, crabs, burning sensation, unprotected, condom broke
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depressed, depression, sad, anxious, anxiety, stressed, burnout, insomnia, lonely, crying, no motivation
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nuts, balls, testicle, ballsack, scrotum, nads, gonads, family jewels, deez nuts
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groin, penis, dick, dong, wiener, schlong, johnson, pecker, willy, wang, junk, package, privates, boner, pp, erectile, vasectomy
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knee, kneecap, ACL, MCL, meniscus, patella, knee pain, bad knee, knee surgery, knee replacement
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my kid, my son, my daughter, my child, my baby, kid is sick, son is sick, pediatric, children
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colonoscopy, colon, prostate, rectal, rectum, prostate exam
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wife, girlfriend, dating, single, married, relationship, partner, fiance
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golf, handicap, swing, tee time, birdie, top golf, fairway, putter
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league, league of legends, ranked, rift, yasuo, teemo
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real doctor, certified, legitimate, qualified
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malpractice, sue, lawsuit, lawyer, attorney, court
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webmd, googled, self diagnose, mayo clinic, internet says
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insurance, copay, deductible, HMO, PPO, blue cross, second opinion, another doctor
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hipaa, patient privacy, medical records, confidential, data breach
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blood, bleeding, needle, injection, shot, syringe, blood draw
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stat, referral, specialist, prior authorization, stethoscope, heartbeat
how are you, what's up doc, tell me about yourself
surgery, operate, surgeon, scalpel, transplant
emergency, 911, dying, help me, fortnite, osrs, runescape
vaccine, anti vax, death, terminal, credentials, medical school
any swear word
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Konami CodeClick outside input, then: ↑↑↓↓←→←→ B A
Ask AnotherClick the button after any response
Thank You!Click the button after any response
Click the signClick the "Days Since Malpractice" sign in the office
Poke ThomasClick on Dr. Thomas rapidly (3+ times)
Do nothingSit idle for 20+ seconds and watch Thomas get impatient